<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.comments</id><updated>2011-06-02T05:17:19.234-07:00</updated><category term='SHORT SUCK'/><category term='teeth'/><category term='TV'/><category term='root vegetable'/><category term='Reality'/><category term='turnips'/><category term='mosquitoes'/><category term='supermarket'/><category term='suck'/><category term='Yankees'/><category term='chain mail'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='politics'/><category term='store'/><category term='shit'/><category term='things that suck'/><category term='chances'/><category term='sucks quotes'/><category term='opinions'/><category term='Fuck'/><category term='olympics'/><category term='cheerleaders'/><category term='losing'/><category term='birthday post'/><category term='photo'/><category term='jeff keen'/><category term='flickr'/><category term='stalkers'/><category term='things'/><category term='bitches'/><category term='XMAS'/><category term='world toilet day'/><category term='rude'/><category term='grocery'/><category term='John Pinette'/><category term='cougars'/><category term='rant'/><title type='text'>Turnips Suck</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mr. Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17856162901399998127</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-3332927626518748982</id><published>2011-03-09T13:15:45.721-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-09T13:15:45.721-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Still much better than eating turnips.</title><content type='html'>Still much better than eating turnips.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/3902081461828132341/comments/default/3332927626518748982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/3902081461828132341/comments/default/3332927626518748982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/straight-poop.html?showComment=1299705345721#c3332927626518748982' title=''/><author><name>Candace</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05661182152943278825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/straight-poop.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-3902081461828132341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/3902081461828132341' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1623364522'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='March 9, 2011 1:15 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-3147595260291084759</id><published>2010-03-11T04:03:43.204-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T04:03:43.204-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Minus the f--- bombs, I completely agree with you ...</title><content type='html'>Minus the f--- bombs, I completely agree with you about chain letters, they stink-suck! http://ChristiansBreakingChainFwds.ning.com</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/1837582148058587992/comments/default/3147595260291084759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/1837582148058587992/comments/default/3147595260291084759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2010/03/chain-letters-suck.html?showComment=1268309023204#c3147595260291084759' title=''/><author><name>Capri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18217822565079058459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2010/03/chain-letters-suck.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-1837582148058587992' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/1837582148058587992' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-769858159'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='March 11, 2010 4:03 AM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-6016755802627903708</id><published>2009-12-26T22:44:06.041-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T22:44:06.041-08:00</updated><title type='text'>aaahhh....Turnips... the anti- potato.

Turnip gre...</title><content type='html'>aaahhh....Turnips... the anti- potato.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turnip greens suck too.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/6016755802627903708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/6016755802627903708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html?showComment=1261896246041#c6016755802627903708' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5202185137919171989' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/5202185137919171989' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-16266113'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='December 26, 2009 10:44 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-2176097406012550409</id><published>2009-12-26T22:40:15.432-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T22:40:15.432-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Turnips... The anti-potato.
Turnip GREENS suck too...</title><content type='html'>Turnips... The anti-potato.&lt;br /&gt;Turnip GREENS suck too.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/2176097406012550409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/2176097406012550409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html?showComment=1261896015432#c2176097406012550409' title=''/><author><name>Joby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03244956179260422535</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5202185137919171989' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/5202185137919171989' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-175926169'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='December 26, 2009 10:40 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-1548282038744758599</id><published>2009-12-26T22:37:50.281-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T22:37:50.281-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Turnips.... The anti-potato. Turnip greens suck to...</title><content type='html'>Turnips.... The anti-potato. Turnip greens suck too.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/1548282038744758599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5202185137919171989/comments/default/1548282038744758599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html?showComment=1261895870281#c1548282038744758599' title=''/><author><name>Joby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03244956179260422535</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-pinette-on-turnips-very-funny.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5202185137919171989' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/5202185137919171989' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-175926169'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='December 26, 2009 10:37 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5097281547159116365</id><published>2009-04-01T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-01T07:33:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That does SUCK! I know what its like to have a SKE...</title><content type='html'>That does SUCK! I know what its like to have a SKETCHBALL constantly ruining your perfect drop down. SHIT HEADS!!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/3902081461828132341/comments/default/5097281547159116365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/3902081461828132341/comments/default/5097281547159116365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/straight-poop.html?showComment=1238596380000#c5097281547159116365' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06360746927762569115</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2009/04/straight-poop.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-3902081461828132341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/3902081461828132341' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1850448215'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='April 1, 2009 7:33 AM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-2174953391809506256</id><published>2008-12-24T00:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T00:43:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I completely with EVERYTHING you just said.</title><content type='html'>I completely with EVERYTHING you just said.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5539218064903352865/comments/default/2174953391809506256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/5539218064903352865/comments/default/2174953391809506256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/12/christmas-sucks.html?showComment=1230108180000#c2174953391809506256' title=''/><author><name>Anox</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01618387439783575242</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/021/2/c/smile_by_furiousfreek.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/12/christmas-sucks.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5539218064903352865' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/5539218064903352865' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty 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href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/12/christmas-sucks.html?showComment=1229441820000#c1678014767000442880' title=''/><author><name>TOM</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09927685180560464873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/glosta161/minniesoxcropedmodified.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/12/christmas-sucks.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-5539218064903352865' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/5539218064903352865' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-690585760'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='December 16, 2008 7:37 AM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-3150993076661235586</id><published>2008-11-20T17:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T17:58:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pletid cume am mein&lt;br&gt;Fullom am deser todo&lt;br&gt;Moi...</title><content type='html'>Pletid cume am mein&lt;BR/&gt;Fullom am deser todo&lt;BR/&gt;Moi waunt tu cume a mein&lt;BR/&gt;A moi, eh so mote es</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/6701769744592088337/comments/default/3150993076661235586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/6701769744592088337/comments/default/3150993076661235586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/11/world-toilet-day-who-gives-shit.html?showComment=1227232680000#c3150993076661235586' title=''/><author><name>Anal Slut</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05211884827943843149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WDwoOSfA-NQ/SSVQTd8CsUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ApeRdJbFUxM/S220/anal-witch.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/11/world-toilet-day-who-gives-shit.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-6701769744592088337' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/6701769744592088337' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1718672077'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='November 20, 2008 5:58 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-8085825015650185021</id><published>2008-08-06T18:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-06T18:56:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>People piss me off more than dogs.</title><content type='html'>People piss me off more than dogs.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/4075462497004694479/comments/default/8085825015650185021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/4075462497004694479/comments/default/8085825015650185021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/08/barking-dogs-and-their-stupid-owners.html?showComment=1218074160000#c8085825015650185021' title=''/><author><name>TOM</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09927685180560464873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/glosta161/minniesoxcropedmodified.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/08/barking-dogs-and-their-stupid-owners.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-4075462497004694479' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/4075462497004694479' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-690585760'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='August 6, 2008 6:56 PM'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-1999134670652369988</id><published>2008-04-23T03:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T03:22:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I couldn't agree more !! Idol is the worst at the ...</title><content type='html'>I couldn't agree more !! Idol is the worst at the beginning when they put the "Funny" acts on..I see it as lost chances for many talented people out there and then of course there is Simon...what an ASS</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/8845022524788042163/comments/default/1999134670652369988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/8845022524788042163/comments/default/1999134670652369988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/04/reality-tv-sucks.html?showComment=1208946120000#c1999134670652369988' title=''/><author><name>TOM</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09927685180560464873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/glosta161/minniesoxcropedmodified.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://turnipssuck.blogspot.com/2008/04/reality-tv-sucks.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060468760091086123.post-8845022524788042163' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060468760091086123/posts/default/8845022524788042163' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-690585760'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.displayTime' value='April 23, 2008 3:22 AM'/></entry></feed>
