Mystery Sucks

When something shitty happens, your dog disappears and is never found or in my case the chick you've been dating and having fun with decides one day out of the blue she wants to stop fucking and just be friends and you see that she isn't fucking anyone else and appears "just fine" without you....when you start thinking of all those dinners or drinks you didn't let her pay for or the snow you shoveled out of her driveway, the feeling that maybe you answered THE QUESTION wrong when she asked me...

" Why do you like me, I mean I never grab your cock, I've never given you a blow job? "

and I say..." Well what we have been doing is ok with me " thinking...( running from room to room and fucking doggy style against chairs, kitchen counters and desks has been really quite nice) but I add - "I'd never turn down a blow job but I have been having fun."

Oh and just for the record she grabbed my balls and I liked it BITCH!

So, was this the fuck up ?? THE QUESTION I DIDN'T GET RIGHT ?? Does she detest ever going down on me or anyone...?

I didn't bring blow jobs up to the bitch and I really don't know why the fuck we can't keep running from room to room fucking like dogs and drinking Captain Morgans like silly drunken pirates...It's the mystery of WHY
It's the What THE Fuck MYSTERY of it all that really sucks.