Straight Poop

Taking a dump, dropping a load, squeezing one out, pooping...were are all familiar with this very natural act. The daily sojourn to the bathroom. A quiet time to sit and read the morning paper, check the sports or just think about what you will be doing for the rest of the day.

With the right mixture of good timing and patience it should be one of the more satisfying parts of your day but then..

Someone bangs on the bathroom door telling you to "Hurry Up" pressuring you to rush the drop. When you have squeezed it out, you reach for toilet paper but there is none because someone didn't replace it when they used it last !

You walk awkwardly to the utility cabinet and get paper out but as you wipe you find you may have not got that clean drop you get when your morning ritual hasn't been interrupted. Several sheets of tissue later you are cleaned up and you flush.

Now with so much paper in the bowl the toilet backs up and you look fast for a plunger, anything, to help get the water down so you won't be standing in a sea of your own shit!!

You successfully are able to get the toilet under control, wash your hands and exit the bathroom and head out the door, get in your car and set off to work.

Half way there, sitting in traffic, you find that your asshole itches, just a little, maybe you didn't get everything off with that last wipe.

Man, doesn't getting interrupted when you are trying to take a shit, just SUCK!!