Friday, February 27, 2009

Do you know what sucks??

"Unemployment: The hours are good but the wages suck!"
Loesjie, Dutch fictional Character, 1983
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"I think celebrities suck"
Singer Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam
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"The status quo sucks"
Comedian George Carlin
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"There are guys in the game only because of steroids. They couldn't make it with their natural talent so they had to enhance themselves. It sucks"
Baseball Pitcher, David Wells
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"Always be yourself ....unless you suck."
Writer, Joss Whedon
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"Mean people suck."
Writer, Jim Goad
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"Most people think life sucks then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, then your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe 10 million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for 35 years and you pay it back and then--one day-- you have a massive stroke and the whole right side of your body is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go to rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then--one day--you step off a curb on sixty-seventh street and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die, maybe."
Comedian, Dennis Leary
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"See, I'm not the only one that notices things that suck !!"
Me, Mr Man

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