Monday, December 15, 2008

Christmas SUCKS

The way people drive in parking lots during the Christmas season Sucks.

The fact that some people take the time out of their lives and create a controversy about saying "Happy Holidays" vs "Merry Christmas" Sucks.

Wouldn't it be better if people who complain about such things just died out ?? I mean not all at once, but whenever the freak gene occurs that creates people like this, that could also be the gene that prevents them from reproducing.

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way and here we are in the "Holiday Season" surrounded by people hurriedly trying to come up with ideas for presents for others, who in some cases they really don't like. Like co workers or bosses.

Many feel that if everyone else sucks up to the boss that they should too, or they will look bad!

That Sucks, and if you are one of those people who are about to buy a present you really don't want to buy, all I can say is DON'T DO IT!!

No ONe like a Suck Up and BEING A SUCK UP....That Sucks

Tell people at work that instead of buying presents for people at work, you donate to a local food bank or homeless shelter.

That'll keep em' quiet.

My kids are getting Cards with a little money from me and they can use it for whatever they want, a new shirt, some gourmet coffee, buy their kids something or maybe just a big bottle of Rum!!

Really, just seeing an ad for someone getting a LEXUS as a Christmas gift just makes me sick, but that ad is out there. Along with Jewlers pushing their Diamonds and Gold Chains.

Chrstmas today just SUCKS

Truly I wish I could just get lost somewhere for the month of December but instead I stick around and just treat it like Thanksgiving, enjoy the food and the family all the while trying to seperate myself from the "Christmas Shopping related conversations"

What do I want for Christmas you ask??

How about a BJ from that bitch in the Lexus that almost ran over my foot in the parking lot last Saturday in her rush to get a good parking spot so she could pick up a collectable Martini Glass for the Boss she hates.

Yeah, I don't think I'll find that in my stocking. And THAT SUCKS !!!!

Cause she was pretty hot!!

2 Comments:

TOM said...

Well Mr Man, if your at the mall I could use a Ipod

Anox said...

I completely with EVERYTHING you just said.

 

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