World Toilet Day!! Who gives a shit??

That's right people there really was World Toilet Day. It was November 19, 2008 and I missed it !!



I am sure you have heard about the W.T.O. and I am not talking about those nitwits over at the World Trade Organization...No, I'm talking about The World Toilet Organization



The ones who speak for the flushing impaired, the people who stand behind your rights to flush.

Directly from the web site to you I give you their Mission, their Theme:



World Toilet Organization (WTO) stands up for the 3 "WE (s)" in the theme "We Deserve Better".


WE: Toilets deserve better social status. WTO has been striving to elevate the status of toilets to make them status symbols and objects of desire. WTO speaks on behalf of toilets "WE DESERVE BETTER SOCIAL STATUS".



News flash...Toilets will be coming out with new GPS features and you can track where your shit goes!!


WE: The second WE are the toilet cleaners. WTO aims to professionalize the sanitation and restroom industry and to upgrade the skill sets of the restroom cleaners. WTO speaks on behalf of the toilet cleaners "WE DESERVE BETTER PAY, RESPECT AND PROSPECTS".



News Flash: Toilet Tech lines will be available on the newest toilets in case of problem and this will give thousand of Job Opportunities to those in India that couldn't get a job as a Dell or Microsoft phone representative.


WE: WTO speaks on behalf of 2.5 billion toilet-less people, "WE DESERVE BETTER PLACES TO DEFECATE -- PROPER TOILETS".



News Flash: US Sending thousands of used toilets overseas in an effort to help !!



Rep. Earl Blumenauer a democrat from Oregon participated in the "Sanitation is Dignity" celebration in Washington D.C. on the Capitols West Front.



I am sure that " Oregonians" sent him to Washington with the expectation that he would help others have a place to take a nice dump when they need to.



I on the other hand hope that are politicians focus a bit more of their attention on National Healthcare solutions, the growing financial crisis in the United States, and oh yes the 2 WARS we are involved in.....


I missed all the World Toilet Day celebrations....That SUCKS !!