Mosquitoes In Heaven??That would SUCK

I was taking a shower today and the idea that there might be Mosquitoes in Heaven nearly overwhelmed me.

Who cares that there is a war in Iraq or that Bush is an ass or that maybe the USA is being run by a bunch of Corporations that yank our elected officials around like puppets on a string...

We already KNOW THAT!!

No, Shower time is thinking time, thinking about shit that matters!!

What if there are mosquitoes in HEAVEN!!! That WOULD SUCK !!

Imagine being a Suicide bomber fresh of the blast and ascending to heaven to meet those 72 Virgins you were promised after you blew up yourself in an attempt to kill a bunch of other people. And all of the sudden you were swarmed over by a bunch of MOSQUITOES.

WTF!!

Of course the process of killing yourself and a bunch of others should land you in hell...but that's not what I'm hearing out of the Martyr Camps...

So back to the Mosquitoes.....I guess they are one of God's creatures and Sucking Blood is what they do to survive...Maybe some Mosquitoes are gluttonous and they do go to hell, but for the most part I guess they are doing there job....

I guess we have ranchers out west slaughtering cows every day so we can eat Steaks and Burgers...Just doing their jobs...But do you think they might run into those Cows in heaven??

Heaven might not be all that it's been written up to be...I know while I am still hear I'm going to kill as many mosquitoes as I need too, eat as many Burgers as I can...

I'll deal with the repercussions later.

As far as that goes, I'll take on as many Virgins as I can while I am still able too...I certainly won't blow myself up to get them later...That just seems a bit contrived to me!!

Mosquitoes...They SUCK anywhere!!