John Pinette on Turnips (Very Funny)

It was so refreshing to here someone with the same feelings about Turnips

CC Sabathia ---- Sucked

CC Sabathia 1st Regular Season Game as a NY Yankee

6 runs, 5 Walks, Less than 4 1/3 innings....That really Sucks

Yankees paying 161 Million Dollars for Sabathia to pitch that way on Opening Day,

Actually I think that's GREAT !!

But I like the Red Sox !!

The Yankees SUCK...

What a drag it is getting old...

The Rolling Stones are wrong...

Getting old -

sucks!!

CaPs Lock SuckS

You know what sucks !!!

The fUCKING cAPS lOCK bUTTOn IS TOO CLOSE tO tHE sHIFT kEY
tHAT sUCKS!!

aND i AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SO


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Things that Suck at the Grocery Store

Super Skinny Aisles!



picture courtesy Jeff Keen on Flickr

You get behind someone carrying 1 item into 12 items or less lane and everything looks good until the item won't scan , the cashier calls the manager who takes her sweet time getting there and when they finally get the item ringed up, the customer pays by check. All this happens while you watch the lady in the next aisle zip through her check out with a weeks worth of groceries!

You have a weeks worth of groceries in your cart at the checkout and you are squeezed in between a young couple behind you and an elderly woman in front of you, already checking her groceries through, and you let a loud, obvious fart that even the cashier notices.

The super market is unusually busy and you just finished getting your groceries bagged and paid for and as you are pushing your cart to the car you realize you forgot the ONE thing you were supposed to get when you were sent to the store.

The woman in front of you who talks in broken English settles her $230 dollar grocery bill with a government assistance card that was financed by your taxes, later in the parking lot you see her driving away in a brand new Cadillac Escalade.

People who don't know how to drive their carts through the store without blocking entire aisles and seem completely unaware that there are 15 people stuck behind their fat ass who want to get around them.

People who let there little kids run through the store like it's a friggin playground.

The store employee that is stocking produce and smells like he hasn't showered in a couple weeks, and he's handling the food products.

You get out of the market with your groceries only to find that some left their grocery cart in the parking lot and the wind blew it into the side of your car.

It's a hot summer day and you were sent to get ice cream and as your are walking back to your car, with a bag full of chocolate fudge swirl and butter pecan, you realize you have locked your keys in the car.

Sometimes, going to the grocery store just SUCKS !!

Straight Poop

Taking a dump, dropping a load, squeezing one out, pooping...were are all familiar with this very natural act. The daily sojourn to the bathroom. A quiet time to sit and read the morning paper, check the sports or just think about what you will be doing for the rest of the day.

With the right mixture of good timing and patience it should be one of the more satisfying parts of your day but then..

Someone bangs on the bathroom door telling you to "Hurry Up" pressuring you to rush the drop. When you have squeezed it out, you reach for toilet paper but there is none because someone didn't replace it when they used it last !

You walk awkwardly to the utility cabinet and get paper out but as you wipe you find you may have not got that clean drop you get when your morning ritual hasn't been interrupted. Several sheets of tissue later you are cleaned up and you flush.

Now with so much paper in the bowl the toilet backs up and you look fast for a plunger, anything, to help get the water down so you won't be standing in a sea of your own shit!!

You successfully are able to get the toilet under control, wash your hands and exit the bathroom and head out the door, get in your car and set off to work.

Half way there, sitting in traffic, you find that your asshole itches, just a little, maybe you didn't get everything off with that last wipe.

Man, doesn't getting interrupted when you are trying to take a shit, just SUCK!!

What Sucks For YOU??

If I had a staff, I could tell them to come up with ideas and give me a list every day but I don't, and that sucks!

It sucks because I know there are people that want to be reminded of things out there that they may have forgotten about but still continue to suck.

It sucks because those few people out there may have been turning to me for a gentle reminder of what sucks only to find that I didn't have anything new for them.

It sucks, because while I am busy hitting myself on the side of the head trying to get my creative juices flowing and I just end up with sore knuckles, a slight headache and nothing to write.

Truth be told, I would have a staff but I cannot afford to pay them and that really sucks !!

What would be helpful, is a little response from the Internet community, why not share some of the things that suck for you??

No comments, that just really sucks, don't you think??

If you leave a comment you will get

• A guaranteed response on your website.
• A new click for your stat counter.
• A comment on one of your posts..

None of those thing SUCK, so what are you waiting for?

What out there in the world do you think SUCKS ??